Lip Gloss = Skinny, No thanks!

Let's just file this under the pleasethisissostupid heading.
THINGloss. That's right, THIN GLOSS. As in skinny. As in America is fat and will do anything for hopes of losing half a pound. Express Effects Cosmetics saves the day with Thingloss, which for the record I have never used, a pal emailed me and thought I should write about it :)
Among the most ridiculous claims:
"Infused with vibrational healing energies to help uplift your spirits through the healing benefits of aromatherapy." Really!? I don't think that belongs on my lips. The gloss contains Hoodia, which is supposed to be an appetite suppressant, when ingested. I have a hard time believing that just putting it on your lips it would have the same effect. It comes in two colors a pink and a nude and one has the name of "whole wheat hottie." I am not kidding. The price for this hopeful concoction? $28.00! Yes, it will set you back $28.00 big ones.
I think I will pass.

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